writing

I Am Dyeing My Hair Brown - McSweeney’s, February 2026

Annual Performance Review With My 31-Year-Old Body - Belladonna Comedy, August 2023

Quiz: Things I’ve Said During Sex Or While Clipping My Cat’s Nails - Belladonna Comedy, April 2022

Pokémon or Pasta Shape? - Points In Case, August 2021

Hey Assholes, It's March, and I Heard You've Been Talking Shit - Points in Case, March 2021

Ten Reasons Why My New York Bodega Is Better Than Your 7-Eleven - McSweeney’ss, December 2020

Motivate Yourself To Drink Enough Water By Remembering That In 20 Years, You Will Have To Murder For It - Slackjaw, November 2019

Are Vaccines Safe? And Other Legitimate Medical Questions From Ordinary People - Points In Case, June 2019

I Hold The Door For Women In My Office So, Yeahhhhhh, I’m An Ally - Belladonna Comedy, May 2019

We Should Hear Thanos Out - Points in Case, May 2019

My 2-Year-Old Is Toxic, So I’m Cutting Her Out Of My Life - Belladonna Comedy, February 2019